deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you gettin anon hate but the shots not connecting

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you gettin anon hate but the shots not connecting

She is a Templar. He is an Assassin.

eridanssecondhalf:

“youre a good drawer”

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Bravely Second
Agnès Oblige and Magnolia Arch

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

SNK Autocorrect AU
Mikasa: Eren, I won't be home in a while. Tell your mom.
Eren: Oh, okay.
Eren: Can I ask what you're doing?
Mikasa: I'm with Jean. We're just gonna bang for a while.
Eren: TMI, MIKASA.
Eren: I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.
Eren: I AM NOT TELLING THAT TO MY MOM.
Mikasa: SHIT!
Mikasa: I meant hang.
Mikasa: This phone hates me more than Leonhardt.
Eren: Permission to throw your phone in the trash when you get home?
Mikasa: Permission granted.
---OOO---
Mina: I went shopping with Annie yesterday, that's why I didn't pick up.
Marco: Ah, okay. What did you get?
Mina: Not much really, it was a slow day. But at least I managed to get some new boobs that go with that top I found in the back of my closet.
Marco: Uhhhhh.... what?
Marco: How is that possible?
Marco: Don't you need a waiting list or something?"
Mina: No wait required. Besides, it was a two for one sale, and Annie made a very convincing argument to make me fork out the cash.
Marco: Darling, you might want to look at the last few texts.
Mina: OMG.
Mina: I MEANT BOOBS.
Mina: *BOOKS
Mina: LEATHER FOOT COVERAGE THAT GOES UP TO THE MID-CALF.
---OOO---
Sasha: I'm bored. Come over.
Connie: I can't, you're too fat.
Connie: *FAR. YOU ARE NOT FAT AT ALL!
---OOO---
Ymir: If I don't get home by 11, my aunt Ilse's gonna dismount me.
Ymir: *DISOWN.
Ymir: MY AUNT IS GONNA DISOWN ME.
---OOO---
Armin: My mirror hates my face.
Annie: I think your face is nice.
Annie: Especially those nipples on your cheeks.
Armin: Wat?
Annie: *DIMPLES. FUCK. I MEANT DIMPLES.

Hella RWBY improved on the expressions of the characters in a way we can see their mouths synced in the dialouges and the dramatic scenes in the trailer were in the First episode of volume 2 which was about the foodfight between team JNPR and RWBY (I felt the teams went too OP). People who think the first volume was trash should give the series a second chance.

We also see that some of the faunus are connected in some way like Sun Wukong and Scarlet (^o-o)^